TOP TEN RESULTS OF EATING ROBERT PARKER'S NOSEBLEED CURRY

10. Your face will not only turn red, but will also emit gamma radiation for some time.

9. Brain damage so severe that you are reduced to reminiscing about bucc2.

8. The walls will only seem to breathe; in reality, your eyeballs are merely pulsing.

7. Temporary ability to see John Novak without any facial hair.

6. Your digestive system will never let you forget it.

5. Spontaneous combustion merely by belching.

4. Realization that engineering graduates have no moral codes whatsoever, and that you are a mere toy for their sadistic games.

3. Only one case of Pepto-Bismol will not be enough.

2. Tendency to repeat Pete Hartman's login over and over ("PWUH! PWUH!")

1. Tastebuds? What tastebuds?